Tag: humor

May the 4th be with you!

Today is May 4th- also known as Star Wars Day. Live long and prosper!

Kidding, kidding.

Whenever I watch the movie, I think about the hardest working person in the galaxy: the Empire’s OPSEC Manager. Probably some part-time Stormtrooper somewhere on Coruscant, who had to worry about military missions light years away. And to top it all off, that poor OPSEC manager is trying to keep information from a group that can literally read minds. Not an easy task.

After the battle of Endor, that person better have gotten a raise. Sure, it wasn’t exactly a military victory for the Empire, seeing as how the death star was destroyed and the elite ground forces were decimated by teddy bears, but that was hardly the OPSEC manager’s fault. From an OPSEC perspective, it was a resounding success.

There will be no spoiler alerts. The movie’s an American classic and it’s over three decades old. If you haven’t see it yet, you really shouldn’t be doing anything else today.

Although the location of the Death Star was known and an attack was expected, the Emperor had a secret: the death star was actually fully operational. His plan was to destroy the unprepared rebel force when they showed up to attack. And much of that fell on our poor OPSEC manager, who was tasked with making sure that secret plan remained a secret. Of the million or so people on the small moon space station, how many could have known that the station was operational? The crews that were on standby to fire it? The technicians that checked out the specs? Everybody with a window when it was tested and confirmed to be operational?

So next time you watch the series, give some thought to those hard working OPSEC managers out there in the far-away, long-ago galaxy. Whether you’re for the Empire or a rebel, you gotta admire their OPSEC game.

Remember: Loose lips destroy starships.